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Don't Be So Crabby Unisex Hoodie
Don't Be So Crabby Unisex Hoodie
Regular price
£49.95 GBP
Regular price
£54.95 GBP
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£49.95 GBP
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- Gorgeously warm 100% organic cotton to wrap up in
- Soft yet durable - built for adventures across land, sea and beyond
- No sweaty synthetics - just breathable, natural comfort for outdoor lovers
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Bring some cheeky coastal energy to your wardrobe with the Don’t Be So Crabby Hoodie. Soft, snuggly, and featuring an adorable crab design, it’s the perfect blend of cosy comfort and playful seaside humour. Whether you’re warming up after a cold-water dip, strolling along the beach, or lounging with a cuppa on a grey day, this hoodie adds instant good vibes - even if you are feeling a little crabby.
Why You’ll Love It
You’ll love the ultra-soft fabric and comfy fit, but it’s the charming crab artwork and cheeky slogan that make this hoodie a standout. It’s fun, light-hearted, and guaranteed to spark a smile (even on Monday mornings).
Perfect For
Ocean lovers, wild swimmers, beach wanderers, coastal adventurers, vanlifers, and anyone who loves adding a touch of seaside humour to their day. Ideal for salty-haired days out or cosy evenings in.
Reuse. Rewear. Repeat.
Reuse. Rewear. Repeat.
We’ve partnered with Remill to make sure our clothing never ends up in landfill. Every item of 100% organic cotton clothing you buy from Arvor Life — and even pieces from other brands — can be sent back when it’s worn out.
Your old clothes are remade into something new, keeping materials in use and out of the earth. As a thank you for protecting the planet, you’ll receive a credit voucher to use on your next adventure.
Each item includes a QR code you can scan when it’s ready to retire — starting its next life in the cycle of renewal. 🌿
Size Guide
Size Guide
Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits.
Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.
Height: Your natural height.
If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.
Product Details
Product Details
Certified Organic Cotton Pullover Hoody, 300g/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed with low waste printing tech.
Shipping and Returns
Shipping and Returns
See the timeline box under the 'add to cart' button for accurate delivery timelines for this specific product.
All Arvor Life products are made to order and dispatched within 1–3 days via tracked delivery. UK shipping is £4.50 (free over £50), Europe £7, and international £7.50.
If there’s any issue with your order, we’re happy to help — returns are free within 30 days. Just email contact@arvorlife.com to arrange a refund or exchange.
Some items may arrive separately to reduce the carbon footprint from our sites to your door.
Fun fact: We create each item to order, nurturing our planet by keeping mass production at bay!
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Keep your Arvor Life gear adventure-ready by washing inside out at 30°C - it’s gentler on your clothes and lowers your carbon footprint. Skip the tumble dryer and let nature do its thing by line drying, helping protect the planet we all love to explore.
Made to be remade - scan the QR code in the care label to send it back when worn out. You'll get a discount off your next purchase and we can prevent clothing from ending up in landfill - win win!
